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Christine

Posted: Thursday, January 14, 2010 8:34:09 AM

Rank: Articulate Rogue

Joined: 3/4/2008
Posts: 2,067
Location: Western WA

Larrah the Blind: hey handsome

Theo March: Hi beautiful

Larrah the Blind: staying out of trouble?

Theo March: As always. Things have been too quiet of late

Larrah the Blind: does that mean we should be bracing for the shit to really hit the fan?

Theo March: Already planning on it.

Larrah the Blind: were you a good Boy Scout back in the big city?

Theo March: Not really. Got kicked out for setting the tent on fire.

Larrah the Blind: did you wear the little uniform with the shorts and the kerchief?

Theo March: No shorts, but did have the kerchief and a shirt

Larrah the Blind: and the setting the tent on fire, accident or on purpose?

Theo March: I was purposely shooting the arrows on fire. Just missed the target

Larrah the Blind: *laugh* the regular archery merit badge not enough for you, I take it

Theo March: Not me *chuckles* Pretty sure there was a room reserved for me at the juvie

Larrah the Blind: well, since it led to you ending up here, I'm not going to complain

Theo March: I bet you don't. Do you know how hard it is to stowaway on one of those transports?

Larrah the Blind: no idea; most of the times I went anyplace, it was as cargo

Theo March: I was lucky to be skinny at that point and able to squeeze behind the seats

Larrah the Blind: why have I got this image in my head of some little Dickensian ragamuffin? tweed cap, woolen trousers with holey knees, soot-smudged face

Theo March: More like beanpole. It wasn't until I got here that I managed to stop being so skinny

Larrah the Blind: when really, I'm sure, it was more some tough scrawny punk in an oversized basketball jersey or gangsta tee

Theo March: No gangsta for me. Just say no to wife beaters.

Larrah the Blind: damn, so if the Jersey Shore people call back, I should tell them you're not interested in a guest spot next season?

Theo March: And for the record, I was more fast than tough. If the cops stopped hitting the donuts I would have had more issues. What's the Jersey Shore?

Larrah the Blind: from what I hear, some sleazy reality show with buff guys and big-haired plastic bimbos

Theo March: Bimbos? Dime a dozen. Need someone with a brain on top of the good looks.

Larrah the Blind: I think that doesn't make for as good TV, but then, not like I watch much anyway

Theo March: I dunno, a reality show about the Rogue Isles would surely get good ratings.

Larrah the Blind: right up until Arachnos shut it down hard?

Theo March: I'm sure if we gave them a cut, it would fly. After all, could you imagine the ratings an average day at the Monkey would generate?

Larrah the Blind: I like it, as long as you're not expecting to get your customers to sign releases ... or at least, sign them sober

Theo March: We have sober customers?

Larrah the Blind: some of them for the first couple minutes, don't you? admittedly, yes, there's a contact buzz hanging in the atmosphere like a fine mist, but ...

Theo March: True. Hell, some of them would sign just to show off. Like the dudes that were talking about baiting those walking garbage heaps out in the muck

Larrah the Blind: good judgment not exactly the strong point of the Monkey clientele, you're suggesting?

Theo March: They are drinking there, judgment is suspect the instant they step through the doors. And then there's still the weekly fool that thinks he can drink one of Ed's concoctions

Larrah the Blind: more business for me, though ... or for Morty ...

Theo March: No one's died yet.

Larrah the Blind: which, frankly, surprises the hell out of me

Theo March: Though if someone drinks that crap from the winged dude, we might have a fatality. It ate through a glass

Larrah the Blind: tested it on any monkeys yet? or on Ed?

Theo March: If I can find something to contain it.

Larrah the Blind: what did he have it in? I heard some kind of animal hide?

Theo March: Yeah, some leather wineskin. Not from our Earth, so to speak

Larrah the Blind: impervium shot glasses?

Theo March: Not sure that I could get Winter to buy a set of those.

Larrah the Blind: dress up Erin in some fur bikini with bones in her hair and have her stand on the bar and squirt arcs toward their mouths? Barbarian Night at the Red Monkey

Theo March: Arg, now I have the image of amazon jailbait playing Red Sonja.

Larrah the Blind: *laughs* I was thinking more, what's her name, from the caveman movies. fur bikini would have to be more comfortable than a chainmail one

Theo March: Yeah, but somehow I doubt she would go for it.

Larrah the Blind: but if you framed it to Winter that way, either ask Erin to play Barbarian Queen or shell out for impervium shot glasses ...

Theo March: Good point. I should ask him. Though if he goes for the Erin option, I'm not doing the suggestion

Larrah the Blind: sounds like a job for Yvette and her talk-anybody-into-anything powers

Theo March: I swear that girl could sell a Statesmen doll to Lord Recluse

Larrah the Blind: would not surprise me

Theo March: Take care Larrah. Will be home after dumping off the latest load for the Crimes

Larrah the Blind: sounds like a plan, handsome

**

-- C.

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Christine

Posted: Tuesday, February 09, 2010 7:58:18 AM

Rank: Articulate Rogue

Joined: 3/4/2008
Posts: 2,067
Location: Western WA

Larrah the Blind: Heya handsome.

Theo March: Hiya beautiful.

Larrah the Blind: Loitering?

Theo March: A bit. Mostly hiding for those Mender dudes and their freaky time travel.

Larrah the Blind: Oh gods, what do they want? They think you're your own grandfather or something?

Theo March: Something about a threat from the future, blah blah blah.

Larrah the Blind: Like we've got a shortage of threats from the now?

Theo March: Exactly. If magic's taught me anything, immortality and time travel are recipes for disaster. Also, demons will eat your soul.

Larrah the Blind: Important safety tips. Well, when you're done mucking around with past and future, want to go to some inane Vanguard conference with me?

Theo March: Vanguard? Are there going to be Longbow there?

Larrah the Blind: Isn't it bad enough there's going to be Vanguard there? Bunch of idiots standing around with their dicks in their hands while I have to run around fighting the alien invaders? Useless. It's dress-nice, make-nice, AND that airhead Fusionette's supposed to be there ... but they're promising an open bar.

Theo March: But they do pay well. They are paying and having an open bar?

Larrah the Blind: So I understand, though it's got to make you wonder what the hell they're up to when Serpent Drummer is asking people like me to play bodyguard on the downlow. *grins at him, runs fingers down his chest* So I thought it wouldn't hurt to bring along some muscle … or show off my guy in front of Lady Gray so she can eat her heart out.

Theo March: Always glad to be your muscle and be the eyecandy.

Larrah the Blind: Well, sounds like a date then.

Theo March: And if they want downlow, are you sure they are asking for us?

Larrah the Blind: *shrug* Maybe they want to have someone with a shady rep to pin it on if everything goes feet-up.

Theo March: When's the conference?

Larrah the Blind: *names time*

Theo March: I can handle that time, business can wait.

Larrah the Blind: Some champagne, some fancy eats, a hunky guy to show off, Vanguard to make fun of, a discreet bit of cash, and the possibility of trouble ... should be a fun night, then.

Theo March: You had to mention trouble. Not that it doesn't follow us everywhere.

Larrah the Blind: Oh, they mentioned it first ... *tweaks his ear* unless there's something more about those hero-girls you've neglected to tell me?

Theo March: No ma'am. I'm not shopping for a side dish.

Larrah the Blind: Not going to have Fusionette calling me a man-stealing bitch? Or some awkward encounter with those Liberty Alliance types?

Theo March: She looks good, but dumber than a post. And besides, I doubt any of those Liberty folks would be around.

Larrah the Blind: Well, good ... I prefer having you all to myself *smile*

Theo March: *grins* I'm yours, body and soul.

Larrah the Blind: *long kiss* Then just don't let the Menders leave you stranded somewhen, all right?

Theo March: *wraps arm around waist* It'll take the Legions of Hell to keep me from coming back to you.

Larrah the Blind: And you chide me for having to mention trouble ...

Theo March: *chuckles* Okay, so I'm a magnet for trouble.

Larrah the Blind: But worth every bit of it. Take care, handsome, stay safe, and find me when you're done busting heads or disrupting the time stream. *another long kiss*

Theo March: *nibble on the neck* Will try to keep out of trouble and away from the time stream.

**

-- C.

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